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Nigel Farage uses Clacton merely as a safe seat.
He rarely spends any time there, or in the Houses of Parliament.
During April-May he spoke, or voted a grand total of zero times.
There was no need to call this by-election.
Address
Anywhere but Clacton
Contact
Your best bet is to watch me on GBeeBies, as that's about the only place I ever bother turning up.
Office hours
Ha! You're kidding aren't you?