Let us introduce ourselves
Who doesn't hate generic website designs?
I certainly do.
Anyway, I'm not affiliated with Count Binface, however I think what's being done is really important, as it shows what a joke British politics has become.
What's really funny is how the Reform faithful have suddenly decided that Binface is a part of the "establishment"
I mean seriously, he's standing against Farage, a guy who was privately educated, worked as a trader in the city, was a member of the European Parliament for over 20 years and owned, yes owned a political party.
About us
Count Binface wrote this, I didn't:
I’m an intergalactic space warrior and leader of the Recyclons from planet Sigma IX. I came to Earth in 2017 and stood against Prime Minister Theresa May (as ‘Lord Buckethead’), going went viral (in a non-Covid way). Then in 2018, after an unfortunate battle on the planet Copyright, I rewspawned in my true form as Count Binface to take on Boris Johnson in the 2019 election, where I scored a surprising 69. In 2021, I received 92,896 votes (including 24,775 first choice votes) from the humans of London, who made me their 9th choice to be Mayor of the Earth capital, out of 20 candidates. This is a new record for an alien standing for public office on planet Earth. (I also defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP in the process.) In 2023, I came 8th in the Uxbridge (and South Ruislip) by-election, winning 190 votes with a 275% increase from 2019. I defeated Piers Corbyn and UKIP again in the process. I campaign for justice, lasers, Lovejoy, affordable croissants and the return of Ceefax. In 2024 I fought to be London Mayor again, winning 24,260 votes and defeating Britain First, and then took on Prime Minister Rishi Sunak at the General Election in Richmond & Northallerton, achieving a (moral) victory with 308 votes.
These are factual results. My best fictional result is in the hit TV show Industry (Season Four, Episode Two), where I take on Kit Harington in Wakefield (not a sports hall in Cardiff) and win 309 votes!
My hobbies include invading star systems, dominating inferior species, and the Lovejoy box set.
Sergei Petrov
Goodness knows who this is. Seems like a nice bloke.
Hello to you, Mr Stock Photograph
Address
We've been through this
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Dolly Parton and also the number of votes received in Makerfield